GOOD MORNING SAMOA, it’s the penultimate episode of Australian Survivor 2024. The Fab 4 is about to become the Terrific 3. Let’s recap Australian Survivor: Titans Vs Rebels S9 Ep 23, on Channel 10 and 10 play.
It’s the second last episode of Australian Survivor! There’s only 4 people remaining. Mark, Caroline, Feras and Raymond.
My only problem with only 4 people left, it’s almost as boring as a mid-week episode of MAFS. There’s not enough people to any serious drama and all that’s left is various flashbacks and ‘I must win immunity or I’ll die,’ montages.
Today’s challenge is the second last immunity challenge and thank Macedonian Jesus it’s not a hold challenge. The castaways are pulling crates and shooting hoops – they should be grateful my boy, Jaden didn’t make the top 4 because he shoots like LeBron.
So it’s a big showdown between Mark and Feras. Mark’s ahead, then it’s Feras, then Mark, then there’s Raymond all the way back there…
Mark loses a shoe mid-race but it doesn’t matter because he lines up his final shot and wins back-to-back immunity challenges! He officially has a one in three chancing of winning survivor and half a million dollars. Whether they win immunity or not, there’s tears all around.
“I’m in a lot of trouble,” Feras says after losing the challenge and I should care but guess what? Everyone else is in a lot of trouble too.
Mark and Caroline are having one of their classic Middle Aged Mafia chats when they realise they’ve been duped by Feras again, after yesterday’s fake idol fiasco. They discover Feras has pressured both of them into promising to take Feras to finale. Interesting…
Now, Feras’ BS radar is going off, he knows that they know about his promise to both of them about making finals. And now Caroline’s convincing Feras to vote out his Day 1 friend Raymond and it’s pretty clear everyone is lying through their teeth right now but screw it, it’s final 4. You don’t make it this far without getting a bit of blood on your hands.
At tribal council, Feras waves to Kirby on the jury. Hi Kirby! But already he’s dead to her.
Mark in his typical diplomatic fashion, reveals Feras’ cheeky plan to the jury. “Feras has made final three deals with me and Caroline, either way he’s lying. His ride-or-die should be going home tonight.”
“I think he’s playing up the jury, they’re not idiots.” Raymond, always the voice of reason, calls.
The final votes come in; Raymond. Caroline. Raymond. Caroline.
It’s down to a good ol’ fire making challenge and it’s a real shame Raymond’s fire making skills are nowhere near as good as his acting skills. As Caroline’s flame goes up, her hopes of making the final three rise like the Phoenix whilst burning down Raymond’s own dreams of making the final 3.
21st person voted out, second last member of the jury and the Oscar for best acting go to – SLAYMOND.
“Not only did I not expect to go this far in the game, neither did most of the players,”
– Raymond
