HOLY. CRAP.

If you thought it couldn't get ANY crazier this season we were all wrong - this finale rolls out levels of stupid and insane we've not even mined yet.

FOOD TRUCKS, PILLOWS AND DEAR-GOD-MAKE-IT-STOP COUNSELLING delivers another incredible episode of The Real Housewives of Sydney... and it's all sorts of crazy.

EVEN MORE SINGAPORE and while that will mean lots of amazing views and so forth it somehow also means horrible fights and delicious crazy.

Surely Matty's Persian party will solve all the ills and allow all the ladies to get on with their lives? NOPE. Of course all of it feeds out of the blow up at Athena X's showing at Olsen Irwin, however that's not enough. Melissa's upset, Lisa's upset, and for some reason Athena's upset with everyone else because of her own behaviour.

WHO WANTS TO BUY A PAINTING? It's finally time for Athena X's gallery showing at Olsen Irwin but first(!) we've got to deal with Melissa looking for a nanny and Matty trying to convince her partner they should get a dog... buy 'test-driving' 7 of them.

JOIN Nic & Molk as they psycho-analyse the Oldfields and their relationship as the highlight(!) of this episode of the Real Housewives of Sydney. Also ART ATTACK!

HOLY CRAP! Just when you thought we couldn't beat last week, then Victoria decides to hold a white party and Lisa turns up like a ninja and Matty arcs up and IT IS LITERALLY THE BEST.